May 2013
15 posts
let’s bang
i mean hang
no i don’t
2 tags
Listen
April 2013
60 posts
4 tags
Boyfriend: *pushes my boobs up high and together as far as they will go* I wish there was a bra that made your boobs look like this.
Me: There is, it’s called a bombshell and boobs as big as mine are not supposed to look as good as that….
It’s just not fair to everyone else
On the treadmill
Me: runnin like a fuckin pro athlete
Me: so ready for this 10k
Me: come. at. me. motherfuckers.
Me: sweatin like a pig, lookin like a fox
Me: ahhhh yeeeeee
Me: better stop. Cant injure my beastly bod
Machine: ran .5 miles in 15 minutes
Me: what
